Smokey Coffeeshop Menu 2026

About Smokey

Smokey on Rembrandtplein is a high-energy lounge on Amsterdam's most famous square, offering three pool tables, massage chairs, a jukebox, and a terrace overlooking the square. The interior is neon-lit and buzzing — more entertainment venue than traditional coffeeshop. The menu covers the basics with Amnesia Haze as a standout option. Coffee, tea, and beer are available. The combination of pool tables, massage chairs, and central location makes it a popular group destination. Smokey is unapologetically tourist-focused but delivers exactly what it promises: entertainment, convenience, and a memorable Amsterdam experience.