Smokey Coffeeshop Menu 2026
Updated Smokey coffeeshop menu with live weed prices, strain information, and opening hours for 2026.
Smokey
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Cheaper than average in Centrum by 26%
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This shop maintains a balanced footprint, dividing shelf space between boutique flower (66%) and a curated import hash menu (25%).
Live Menu 2026
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About Smokey
Smokey on Rembrandtplein is a high-energy lounge on Amsterdam's most famous square, offering three pool tables, massage chairs, a jukebox, and a terrace overlooking the square. The interior is neon-lit and buzzing — more entertainment venue than traditional coffeeshop. The menu covers the basics with Amnesia Haze as a standout option. Coffee, tea, and beer are available. The combination of pool tables, massage chairs, and central location makes it a popular group destination. Smokey is unapologetically tourist-focused but delivers exactly what it promises: entertainment, convenience, and a memorable Amsterdam experience.
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Frequently Asked Questions
What are the opening hours for Smokey?
Smokey is open today from 10:00 - 23:00.
Where is Smokey located?
Smokey is located at Rembrandtplein 24, 1017 CV Amsterdam in Amsterdam, the Netherlands.
What payment methods does Smokey accept?
Smokey operates primarily on cash or local Dutch PIN debit cards. ATMs are easily accessible nearby.
What strains and products are on the Smokey menu?
Smokey currently lists 32 verified products on their counter. Featured menu items include: Ak-47, Amnesia Haze, Biscotti, Budde Cheese, Cali. Browse the live interactive menu below for current per-gram pricing.
Does Smokey have outdoor terrace seating?
Yes, Smokey features outdoor terrace seating, perfect for relaxing outside.
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